Hey! Today, in Melbourne, we get to see an American institution – a child beauty pageant! Woo-hoo!! At last common sense has prevailed in this country and we finally get to see toddlers in tiaras take to the cat walk!!!  I mean, surely it is about time women realised that there is a glass ceiling in place for a damn good reason, and that the female of the species should be seen only as skin-deep sexual objects, pretty much from the time they can walk.  In heels. Nothing creepy about this at all!  (PS – I felt creepy just sourcing the photo – please don’t let this bizarre spectacle catch on – for the kiddies and society’s sake!!)

On a lighter note… I just had a call from Dave.  He tells me that when he was growing up he had a lot of difficulty learning the alphabet but after several doctor and specialist assessments he was finally diagnosed with ABCDADHD.

And he’s still having trouble trying to logon to Dyslexia.moc.