Qantas: n. 1. Unnecessary and unearned bonus. Combo-contraction of the words ‘quantity’ and ‘ass’, stemming from the decision to grant CEO Alan Joyce a bonus of $600,000 yesterday.  2. An airline. Just.

This takes his annual salary to around $5million per year.  Let’s say he works 52 weeks a year and they are 40-hour weeks, he earns $2400 an hour.  As Graham Kennedy used to say, “It’s a joke, Joyce.”