Two political jokes doing the rounds. One: what’s the difference between the Queensland Labor Party and my Tarago? My Tarago has eight seats. Two: Tony Abbott. This week Germaine Greer made the comment that PM Julia Gillard had to dress differently because she has a “big arse”.

On camera, Tony Camera laughed at the comment and agreed. The man is a joke and not fit to be Prime Minister. Wake up Liberal – we collectively know this. That’s why the polls have Julia as preferred PM even though Labor is on a hiding to nothing. We would rather a PM with a big arse and unfortunate dress sense than one with a big mouth and no sense.